Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
