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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
a search helicopter?!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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