dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
either way he was missing a nipple.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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