I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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