I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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