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i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?

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(917): View more from New York City

we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.

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(219): View more from Indiana

By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone

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(201): View more from New Jersey

normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.

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(418): View more from Quebec

Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.

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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.

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(305): View more from Florida

Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.

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(512): View more from Texas

Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night

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(904): View more from Florida

My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up

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