So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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