seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
