so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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