After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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