yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
