He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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