She is in my trunk
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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