while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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