hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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