gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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