I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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