I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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