I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Randomize
