we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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