Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
