I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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