You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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