She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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