Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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