they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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