My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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