i used baking grease as lip gloss
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Just puked most of my soul out..
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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