Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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