It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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