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• (940): View more from Texas

  That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I have two black x marks on my hands.

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'

  (971): View more from Oregon

  damnit I wish I could remember that.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.

  (231): View more from Michigan

  The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter

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• (949): View more from California

  The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal

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• (949): View more from California

  did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.

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