Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!