I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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