We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
So here I am, sexting at work.
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