My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
false alarm, still single
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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