Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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