it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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