This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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