They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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