So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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