Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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