they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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