Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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