is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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