i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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