Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I have already put on my inside pants.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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