Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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