no. you can't hotbox the world.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I have fence marks all over my body
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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