Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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