apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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