i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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