idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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