also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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Do I have a choice?
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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