dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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