I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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